Rockies need to switch to 100% King Sooper's or line lottery sales right now

This is ridiculous. I figured the Rockies' office (and by that I mean Paciolan) would have their shite together more than this but it appears as though they were the only ones in the Denver area NOT expecting 8.5 million hits in 90 minutes. Pathetic.
All I have to say is thank the Baseball Gods that only a "couple hundred" tickets were sold. There's still hope for decently-priced tickets.
Now if you'll excuse me I have to go sacrifice a baseball.

Mendoza's 5280 (reasons why the line lottery must be reinstated immediately)